If I were SEO trying to reach the people who want to spend time with me, I would say that:

I’m an independent escort in London. I’m a UK sugar baby. I’m a petite, fun-sized, short cutie who is bubbly and overflowing with laughter. I’m a funny sex worker with an open ear and love for people. You can FMTY to do some DFK. I am a specialist in the Girlfriend Experience or GFE, for short. GFE and cuddling to me go hand in hand. You can call me Delaney or Del or Laney if you’d like. Delaney Greenacre is a small but mighty force, with amazing breasts, each a perfect, slightly overflowing handful. Just big enough to place precious objects between, I love covering them in lingerie both vintage and designer (but always cute). I’m a luxury London companion with a girl-next-door attitude. A high-end escort with none of the pretense. A neutral North American accent I am always delighted to be complimented on and never short of interrogation about. I am a lover of the arts and like to go on social dates, theatre dates, shopping trips, restaurant dates, and basically everything. Self-tanner doesn’t suit me and the sun makes me a lobster, so I’m among the pale escort with porcelain skin crowd. I’m a DD escort that verges on E cup. I’m a little obsessed with garter belts and thigh high stockings. I’m an hourglass shape with an incredible bottom. You will never be bored next to me. Travel companion, secret sidekick, professional manic pixie dream girlfriend, affair of a lifetime, you name it. I am never tired of new experiences, so teach me something I don’t know. You should definitely not still be reading this when you could be asking me out on a date right now.